"UPDATE: ATM on 20th floor no longer there"
"You really can't get a more beautiful hotel in Waikiki than this one. Their high tea is great to share with your mom/daughter. And the views of the ocean are spectacular!"
"Watch out for that crazy Indian lady. She walks around naked all the time farting and burping!"
"Why does the lobby always smell like cow sh*t?"
"My an appointment! It will help speed things along. If not, expect to wait hours."
"Pecan pie is to die for! The foursquare location service is bad (yes, I tried refreshing a number of times) so don't be surprised if they don't award you points, even if you are standing inside!"