"A couple of male personal trainers SWEAR they're pimps. "TP" can eat a dick. Keep staring asshole."
"Really good food and it's ALWAYS quick. Smash this on your reg"
"Ohhhhh yeahhhhhh subs yeahhhhhh"
"Unfortunately this place is always crawling with derelict homeless people. Avoid them and where they sit for the sake of your health!!"
"Don't piss the mayor off. He'll bounce your bitch ass in a heart beat!"
"This is a sham. It's Peters Castle @ Kyle's Kingdom"