"Try the Frito's. Best in town!!!"
"Madeline is the only woman I allow to touch my hair."
"Chile relleno burrito is worth the price of admission."
"Seriously, when Daniel or Chris are behind the bar you're in for some of the best cocktails in town --- worth the trip. --- when they're not, turn and leave."
"If you're really hungry and like gyros, get the Nile plate. It's the best value in the place-- and the sauteed onions and tomatoes add a nice layer. It's a lot of food, though. Enough to share."
"Calamari appetizer is killer. While waiting for them, browse the menu for some interesting item descriptions and typos."