"If you don't legitimally come here, then STOP CHEATING ON YOUR CHECK INS!!"
"Such a great staff! All experienced and very knowledgable stylists and estheticians and super friendly front desk people!"
"Get a room on an upper floor... The building is old and the floorboards are super squeaky! King bed rooms are spacious tho."
"Check out the new MMA classes offered upstairs!"
"Be sure to check out the Daily $2, $3, $4, and $5 specials!"
"Jalapeno olive oil is tasty. They have flavored pastas as well... Excited to try the Tomato Basil Fettuccini w/ some crusty bread!"