"#9, handheld, with green chile... All day long, baby."
"Text KWIKP to 87365 and get a free gold wash!"
"They got rid of their French toast sticks. Boo."
"This place should be called "Leta's Loot and Trailer Decor Depot". Redneck to the hilt!"
"Looking at the tips, people should be happy that they don't go to the Stapleton Wal-Mart... Like traveling to another, less-fortunate country!"