"No food during weekends."
"Get a table on the terrace: very refreshing. Also ask for a book to leave some feedback. You will probably be offered one anyway :)"
"Ever wanted to shake hands with a guy who was just playing guitar on a stage in front of you? You can do it here!"
"Be on a bike or take a few sandwiches: it's gonna be a long walk!"
"If you walk in you must have their haddock in cheese with a pint of Caledonian!"
"Nice (hard) music and real pinball!"