"You can't call it seafood pad see ew when it only has a single shrimp."
"With its tremendous serving of savory and sweet crisped pork belly, creamy avocado and liquid yolks, Belly Rancheros makes all the other breakfasts jealous."
"Once Worst Comes to Worst started playing, I knew this was the spot."
"Carries Deschutes Mirror Pond. What else you need?"
"Juice here is a steal at 20 oz. for $5.25. Try the Refresher - looks like a bloody mess but is the perfect balance of beets and greens."
"Tako-yaki is delicate while El Portifilio is in your face with lemon and heat. Great service - server docked our bill to make up for a reservation mishap. Playlist is perfection."