"Let the security folks know when kids are jumping off the rocks! Teenagers like to turn the warning signs around and pretend they didn't see them."
"Had a headlight replaced last year at this store. Now they tell me they can't replace headlights..."
"Disappointing service at this location...they had no coffee brewed and it didn't seem to be a priority to do anything about it."
"Stop looking at the monuments and drive!"
"Watch out! The lanes aren't marked all that well."