@Southern_Trains

"As long as you don't need to eat anything, or if you don't mind the type of coffee you drink, or don't mind waiting for a couple of hours for a shower, and you love crowds... it's fine."

"Abandon all hope. All of it. If you don't, the multiple security and passport checks and the millions of miles you will have to travel by foot will ensure that you do."

"Wondering exactly how high and mighty we need to get with our service here before ppl finally get they aren't wanted in these parts..."

"Taking a taxi, horse riding, cycling, walking, pub crawling or not going there at all. All strongly recommended viable alternatives. If you MUST take the train... Then don't come to me complaining! :)"

"A gridlocked A27 is always more reliable than our services on our best day... If you don't own a car, Portslade is full of dealerships. Seriously. Just get a car today; you can thank me later. :)"

"There is a taxi rank right outside the station. And just in case you were wandering, this IS a hint... ;)"