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"Speck Boutique has a new program. Buy 5 earrings off the table and get one free (punch cards are one the table)."
"20% off all shoes, clothing, and bags today - Labor Day!"
"FANTASTIC french martini. It's a must have!"
"Go to this place and wink at the owner for 20% off. But you REALLY have to wink!"