"Things that take forever here: everything. Things that are good here: everything. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
"The kind of place where you wait an hour for take out, they don't apologize for the wait, it's $40 and you get home and find out they got your order wrong. Don't bother."
"Meh, typically overpriced, not very good midtown restaurant. Bad service. Would not recommend."
"Have you ever eaten and gotten drunk in an exercise class? Cause that's what this feels like. In a good way."
"Yelp was right: beef pho is not good"