"the avocado here is legit"
"good bagels but goddamn if they don't fuck up yr order two times outta three."
"when viewed from the inside, the big initials "bV" in the window read as Vd. lol."
"Real pros mix n match fillings - get a basic (rice and beans) taco, with pork! Get a quesadilla that's half chicken and half steak! GET CRAZY."
"Get a plato, double guac and a bag of chips - SUPER NACHOS!!!"
"Basil Hayden is on special here for $32 for what feels like the last 6 months... usually it's $40+."