"oh my god! i love this place. we're here every night! they have boxing, kick boxing, Jiu jitsu (BJJ), wrestling, and more. come try it out!"
"okay, this university is voted the WORST! the teaching program is SO bad that the Dean, herself, apologized to us on behalf of the entire program because they KNOW it is so messed up."
"a bowl with fried rice and one entree will fill you up nicely"
"come when they play "Plum Nelle Moon" best local band they've had!"
"try hitting the classic movie times. the bring old movies back."
"girls: don't use their bathrooms. be careful of perverts."