"Go someplace else. McDonalds uses the same training service as the US Postal Sevice!"
"Ask if they have bread pudding made!"
"The muffins are a meal all by themselves. For a real treat call in a special order for chocolate peanut butter muffins."
"Get any of the muffins. They are a meal all by themselves. If you want a real treat call in for an order of the chocolate peanut butter muffins."
"Service has been lame today. Across the board Outback seems to be taking steps backwards."
"Just had a great salad!"