"Their Kona coffee is...meh."
"Monster Bash is awesome. Watch out for Dracula."
"$7 for unlimited pinball. Play 4 Million BC and Attack from Mars."
"Express is a bit of a misnomer. It really should say "Takes longer than what you'd expect, but it is totally worth it.""
"Elevators lock at 6. If you are there for a meeting after 6, the guard will need to let you up."