"Congratulations, you're halfway through the country. Get a baguette, then continue on your ride to Hanoi."
"Climb the wall, get a free bucket of beer."
"Pretend you're staying at the Gramercy and Ask the doorman to let you in. Admire the plaques about loving trees in safety as the zombies tear apart the city outside."
"You seem like a polite person. It's why I like you. However there is no room for decency here nor you on the bus. You know who's surviving the zombie plague? Assholes that get in front of the line."