"McClintock's shut down LITERALLY in 2008."
"Sci-Fi themed restaurant. Mention Nathan Fillion to get any appetizer for free!"
"Probably the best gay bar in North County. Lesbian Night Thursday. Gay men Friday. All welcome EVERY WEEKEND!"
"100 times better than "Mercury Is Doing Laundry.""
"Religion is the opiate of the masses. And the rural. And the weak. And, foremost, the uninformed."