"Their water has, like, twice as much hydrogen as oxygen. It's great."
"They include a mini York peppermint patty when you order things to go, so don't fear bad breath when you order!"
"It's a shell station, not Mobil. Also a guy shot me here."
"The homeless guy on a bike who wants money for subway often bikes away from you and directly away from subway after you give him something. I don't think he's buying subs."
"FYI to owners a 40 minute wait is not 20 minutes"