"The door guys here are complete dicks..."
"Don't sit in Terror's seat upstairs or expect serious trouble"
"The staff here NEVER gets your order right. Just because it is fast service doesn't mean it's good service! I asked for steak and they gave me pork... REALLY?"
"Red Bull Arena... The House Juan Pablo Angel helped build!"
"Screw basketball. A game that doesn't matter till the last 2 minutes? Nothing exciting about that. Go to Red Bull Arena or see a hockey game insted."