"Use a towel or risk drowning in your own sweat"
"Nice employees but stalkerish. Just let customers browse in peace please"
"These guys are the best. Old school smarts, super nice; highly recommended for your eyeball needs."
"Grab a handful of Curly Wurly bars."
"Cavatelli w/ sausage is delish. That pasta kind of looks like large mealworms, no? Oh well. So good. Great for groups."
"Truffle mac n' cheese: big enough to share, OR eat the whole thing yourself & be quite satisfied"