"Admit it, you're not really here; this parking garage is listed in the wrong place on foursquare!"
"The food selection here blows."
"Don't mess with the Kat."
"If you bring tequila, they will make margaritas for you! Love BYOB!!!!!!"
"Demolished July 2010! Just a hole in the ground now."
"Admit it, you're really at Smiths, right?"