"Beautiful place to stay. Near everything but the water smells like burnt hair. Can't get over it!"
"Beer in the fridge, go grab one."
"Nice hotel. Ikea like but in a good way. Get the 2 night +dinner package on their website"
"Try the view. It's amazing."
"Just remodeled. It's looking good!"
"The wifi may be free but it's as slow as molasses and 3G is about 4times faster."