"2 ping pong tables out on the patio! Beer pong anyone?"
"Don't forget to sign I-1068 for Marijuana reform in WA while you are here."
"Open till 2, but get in line before it's too late. They cut you off if you aren't sharp."
"Fun karoake on Wednesdays. Cheap drinks, good times."
"Don't eat food directly out of the pan--get a plate."
"Always add the sauce when they ask."