"I never knew you could put more salt on chips than mcd but here they have found a way."
"Don't have a kids burger unless they eat dry cardboard. In fact cardboard has more taste."
"When you see staff get your order in then as you won't see them again for a long time."
"Don't touch the bar counter unless you have do as it sticky"
"Open every Sunday 10am-1pm."
"Was impressed with customer service. Will be back. Thank you Darren (our waiter)"