"It's definitely less stabby than before the renovation and rebranding"
"Thrice I have driven two hours just for Harry's Cold Brew. You should do the same."
"I can't quite figure it out but my bum knee always hurts the worst close to the sugar and cream station!"
"Try the Vienna sausage! Mmm mmm."
"I hope you like graffiti! Otherwise it'll be hard to urinate here."
"Don't bother with the tiramisu! It's a snore."