"The staff is fun and friendly!"
"I call BS as Courtney D. being mayor of the Gay-raage! This location is my garage...at my house...in my yard! I don't even know Courtney, so how is it that she is behind my house?! Only friends here!"
"Celebrity sighting this weekend at the gay-raage! One Tour de France rider! Woot!"
"Bring something to grill, a few beverages, and your funny stories. Enjoy!"