"The buffalo chicken flatbread is ridiculous! Like not in a good way but in a "holy shit is that whole pieces of fried chicken covered in ranch on a bed of buffalo sauce???" way."
"If you look up through the kitchen window you can see the tip of the Chrysler Building!"
"They love it when you request Don't Stop Believing and Total Eclipse of the Heart!"
"This place is the worst, but where else are you going to go?"
"Jaimie and Brianna have the comfiest beds for naps!"