"Best yen ta fo noodles I've ever had. Boat noodles also excellent!"
"I love their fat fries!"
"Get #79 Shanghai pan fried bao and #80 xiao long bao."
"The chicken in the chicken n waffles is in 3 pieces! Don't let them fall out!"
"Horrible service here. The staff here does not care. Save yourself time, money, and grief-- go elsewhere."
"Check your bag for mistakes, these guys get orders wrong all the time!"