"Even when it's pouring down rain, it's gorgeous!"
"Gotta pay $13 a day for Internet!? Not cool."
"Watch for people turning left into Coyote Coffee!"
"Give Bigfoot some space."
"Tip your dealer! They give up their weekends and evenings to show you a good time."
"Don't order from here if you're in a hurry. For as far back as I can remember this restaurant is the Sloooooweeeest that I've ever been to."