"The Porchetta Egg Sandwich is ridiculously good. At first, you're like damn, I just wanna tell everyone in here how good this is, and then you settle down and close your eyes and slip into serenity..."
"Whoa. Try the poached sea bass. Amazing."
"Ladies, look out for @meontap who hangs around here a lot. Blonde hair, broad shoulders and the heart of a lion. He's single."
"Get a table near the window. Great views. Lamb vindaloo, tikka masala and spicy prawns are highly recommended."
"Meatballs, veal chops and Belgium fries...all delicious."