"The blond waitress behaves exactly like Carol from little Britain. "What is the least can I do for you?""
"So this is one of the typical Spanish work right? Great idea, but terrible result..."
"Some place never deserve a second chance. I have literally never crossed with any people as lazy as them, if your service and food insanely slow, you'd better learn how to say "sorry"."
"The place is nice and clean. The churros is so so, maybe because it's not fresh made."
"Surprisingly good. Try the chicken maki, it's not a common dish you would experience in a sushi restaurant, but you won't regret!"
"The worst sushi restaurant I have ever been in the face of the mother planet...the Japanese restaurants that are opened by Chinese is never a good sign!"