"Yorktown is a goode skool I lernd a lot and I get goode reeding and riteing and l am lernded sooo mutch with evrythng"
"If the crew does not seem to understand the foursquare special, just "booya" your smart phone in their face!"
"Enjoy a cold Negra Modelo while waiting for you Cuban."
"The breakfast buffet is just fine and the hotel is clean"
"If you have drugs or if your a terrorist. You are BUSTED"
"Once you pass rte 82 on the taconic. Stay at a steady 60 mph. They don't play round here!"