"This is the public cafeteria from Hell."
"The chandelier is a ship - and the least tacky thing about this place."
"The floor is made of lava."
"The Factory has great original paintings, but the Jim Morrison poster is a lil' cliché (I'm taking French.)"
"Don't touch my Shadow the Hedgehog doll."
"do not come here at night or you'll get your weeve snatched up"