"Slowest Caribou in the state. Consistently understaffed and management insists on at least 4 upsell attempts per order."
"Worst TSA Security wait times of any airport I've ever visited. Arrive early."
"I've been to Persian flea markets that operate more efficiently than this location."
"There are no utensils but there is Pepsi."
"Use Easy Pay and you'll never have to track down an associate ever again!"
"If you tap 3 times, people will think you're a narc."