"They have almond milk! Hipsters rejoice!"
"Excellent sliders and old bay fries. Food takes a while because there's only one chef, but it's worth it if you're craving good bar food."
"I'm addicted to the homemade poppyseed dressing. Try it."
"Quick oil change, usually a free car wash is included. They always will try to up sell you and tell you you need something else. I accidentally let them clean my motor for $150. Just say no."
"First this post office never actually delivers packages, they just leave pink slips in your mailbox, then they make you wait in a huge ass line to pick up your package because Window 5 is rarely open."
"So good. Get the farmer's menu with pairings, just do it."