"Dyess AFB FD A Shift runs this joint!! B shifters need to get their own hangout!"
"$25 business card sized tattoo every Tuesday!! Regular specials trough out the year,$10 Piercings EVERYDAY!!! We will even host your next birthday party with tattoos for all!!"
"Creep creep creep all day long!!"
"Tip#1: dont do anything stupid and you won't get shot."
"Cheapest piercings in town! Best tattoo work,clean, safe and fun environment!!!"