"Women say they will meet you at 10. That is a lie."
"One of the most relaxing atmospheres that can turn into a dance party at the flip of a coin! Love the saint!"
"Frankford Hall welcomed us; one of those, trust me it’s safe type of German welcomes."
"It was as if Tesla bitch slapped Edison and mad science was in fashion."
"Nerds treat arcade games here like real men treat porn. (it's awesome.)"
"Serves as the perfect safe-house in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse."