"If you're a light sleeper, let them know so they can avoid putting you on the 7th floor. It's definitely right under the rooftop bar!"
"Power Bowl is AWESOME; less awesome is the amount of Ke$ha being played."
"Hurry up and wait... were you in the military? This is not new information."
"The Four Cheese Pasta is not even remotely cheesy :( don't make my mistake!"
"Man, this place is a real shithole."