"She spells her nam Zwaan (not Swan)"
"Paula is amazing with the kids - wonderful teacher"
"If you want to use a whiteboard in your pitch ask for the Tahiti conference room"
"This Starbucks does not seem to be on Google Maps... Is it real? Or an illusion?"
"Great kids gymnastics programs!!"
"WARNING: does not take credit cards (or at least gave me that line when I presented my American Express)"