"Drunken noodle with chicken and mild spice is the best! 10% off your order on seamless."
"You can make a reservation for six or more people! Much better than waiting forever in line."
"Long yan (date) tea is the best and is naturally sweetened with the dates!"
"this is a Seahawks bar..."
"You WILL get soaked. Be prepared!"
"Mango guac and mahi mahi tacos all the way!"