"Great wines and delicious food! Try the grapefruit and avocado salad with a glass of Sancerre. The Pimm's Cup, however, left much to be desired."
"Jump in! Seriously. Get over here. Now!"
"Get the poached eggs on baguette!"
"Bizarrely slow elevators. Seriously, give yourselves an extra 5mins at least. Rooftop is worth the wait, though!"
"If headphones are in, regardless of how much you are convinced the opposite is warranted, please don't hit on ladies commuting. For real for real."