"Make sure you try the Willy Wonka style tasting experience. Amazing"
"Pretend you're in Hamsterdam from The Wire"
"Don't offer to tip the lady who gives you the keys"
"Middle aged divorcee looking for a good time? This might be the place for you...!"
"Baggage hasn't arrived... 40 minutes and counting. Allow some extra time in baggage reclaim..."
"Free cans of Vimto if you're one of the elite"