"Resident's parking or pay & display from 8 - 8 everyday (yes, even Sundays)"
"To beer or not to beer, that is the question."
"Tip the bar people, generously."
"Don't expect any services, bells, vicars or pews."
"If you're using the showers in the basement, please let them run a bit before you leap in. They take a while to get warm."