Corey Layton

"This is where the house show of a century happened. None shall pass, except for Tom...and his awesome grandma."

"Try asking for sauce and see what kind of annoyed faces the server gives you. This place is dull."

"The majority of the people who work here seem pretty miserable. You could say it's likely due to the locations reputation for rowdiness, but come on, there's gotta be something to be happy about."

"Each time I come here, they tell me to pull up to the second fxxckin' window and when I do, they tell me, "We meant first window." 1 comes before two jackasses. This place is slow and ass backwards!"

"Cadaver Dogs...6/4/12...that's all I gotsta say."

"You want the suburbs? Well, you got the suburbs. Welcome to Eastman Hills, where everything echoes for miles."