"Tastiest, most comforting and life-affirming pho in KC. And it arrives to your table within minutes of ordering. Under $7."
"Split Aladdin's Feast with another person. Just $20 total and comes with everything you freakin want."
"MARSHMALLOW DIP! So many dips."
"Duane Trower is a great engineer!"
"It's Olive Garden. Overcooked and overpriced mass-produced pasta. Why am I even leaving a tip at an Olive Garden?"
"And try the Juicy Juice."