The Royals

"OK. We've had a cold porridge incident which was treated with disdain. Good beans are one thing, but if you've read Goldilocks you'll know what temperature porridge is meant to be."

"what can I say?"

"Come for the facial scrub, stay for the A.P.C. fabric care stuff that makes your pants smell awesome!"

"Melbourne Bitter longies, hot sunshine, Tim "The Specimen" Rogers. Fond memories."

"Look this place is a little bit shit, but sooo much nostalgia and affection for the parma keeps us coming back."

"In the ongoing battle for Chapel St. coffee supremacy, Duke's seems to currently hold the title. We're fickle. But very happy for now. Go Duke's you good thing!"