"Can’t beat $1.50 for a delicious small coffee"
"Service is terrible but everything else is incredible. Get here early and know that if you buy a bottle inside you have to pay an outrageous corkage fee!"
"Best cocktails, ask Chris for anything and he will make it happen"
"Maple bars are gross, Andy. Oh and cash only!"
"DO NOT GO ON THE "FIRE BALL". It is traumatic. And this is coming from a roller-coaster enthusiast. 🎢😰🔫"
"I mean, what's good about laundry? Watch out though - the quarter machine has broken a couple times, so bring back up coinage."