"Dont trust your roomate! He will steal your mayorhood!"
"Not a single bad seat in the house."
"These guys probably got the best damn marsala I've ever had. Put this one on your list!"
"Has a truly epic marble bar! Some really nice draft beers, try the "Delirium Nocturnum""
"The EHS housing kids are always outside the building smoking. Make sure to walk on the other side of Clark or Henry street to avoid the wall of cancer."