"I would come here way more often if they had soy milk and wifi."
"It's tough to leave me dissatisfied after a $50 Groupon worth $150 but this place definitely did. Awful food. Wine, apps, entre, and desert for two was not even worth the 50."
"It seems like everyone who works here is either really cool or a complete piece of shit waste of pompous hipster space. Can't they hire some in-betweeners?"
"Don't let them try to fuck you over by giving double orders and bringing you things you didn't order."
"Great people watching. Always a mix of tourists, models, and Soho trust fund babies."
"This place is really cheap (like $8 a plate) and very good. The curry was a little watery but totally worth it for the price."