Mike A

"Worst juice ever. Watered down and flavorless, even with a ginger shot."

"When your sweet tooth needs something new try the "Ranunculus" latte. It's becoming an obsession..."

"You can get your balls scrubbed at the clubhouse!"

"The water here is very salty. Hmmmm."

"Nice, experienced bartender, Old Overholt in the whiskey cocktails, and you can NOT go wrong with a burger and fries. Excellent beers in tap, great view... Really, it's a no-brainer!"

"Restaurant and room service food are mehh... and you grow old waiting for service. Luckily, there is an amazing Italian joint right behjnd the hotel, Mosto. That place was worth the trip."